In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next
day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for
wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one
should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going
alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front
desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the
office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel
porter.

In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests
of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby
be used for this purpose.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
afternoon having a good time.

In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner
if dressed as a man.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have
children in the bar.