A list of classic pick-up lines
"Was that love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize?
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy?
What do you like for breakfast?
Irish : Have you got a little Irish in you?
Irish: Well, do you want some?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up?
I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:
Smile if you want to sleep with me
then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...
You smell wet. Let's Party.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
At the office copy machine:
Reproducing eh? Can I help?
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way.
When she arrives say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough
you would c*m."
I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting...
Let's meet sometime...
You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone
beat me to it.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab
Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
If I was Elvis, would you screw me?
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I'd look good on you.
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you
Excuse me, have I fu**ed you yet?
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone had to steal the stars from the sky and place them in your eyes.
"Excuse me, are you a virgin?"
"Then can I have the box that it came in?"
"Hey baby, can I tickle your bellybutton?"----------------------------"From the inside..."
"Just call me milk cuz I do the body good."
"Hey baby, wanna fuck?"
"Don't be picky, I wasn't."
"If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?"
"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there."
"Hey baby, 69 means dinner for 2."
"Come here and sit on my lap and we'll get something straight between us."
"What could be so wrong in heaven that an angel like you is here on earth?"
"Your body's name must be visa because it's everywhere I want to be."
"I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN girl, how much milk you been drinking?"
"I seemed to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
"I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Quick, I need a quarter! My mother asked me to call her when I fell in love!"
"The word of the day is Legs ...".........."So lets go back to my place and spread the word!"
"Damm, there must be something wrong with my eyes!"
"Because they've been stuck on you all day!"
"Do you know why girls masturbate with this finger?"
(Hold out index finger)
"Because it's mine!"
"Would you sleep with me?"
"Have another beer."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I know you want to kiss me."
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."
"Is your daddy a baker?"
"Becuase you got some nice buns."
"I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?"
"Sit on my face and i will eat my way to your heart."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?"
"That dress is very becoming on you, if i was on you I'd be cumming too."
"I have the F the C and the K and now all I need is you."
"Let's do some math! Add you and me together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply!"
"Is yer name Cambells?"
"Cuz you are mmm mmm good!"
"Do you sleep on your stomach?"
"Did it hurt?"
"Fallin from heaven."
"Can I get a picture of you?"
"So I can show santa what I want for Christmas."
"Are your feet hurting?"
"You been runnin through my mind all day."
"Damm I need a broom!"
"Because I'm about to sweep you off your feet."