LAPD, FBI, CIA
The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them
a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes into the forest. They place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits
do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out just two hours later with a badly
beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back
streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards
dusk, the increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two
girls a little nervous when one girl leans over to the other and says,
"You know, I've never come this way before."
The other girl nods and says, "It's the cobblestones."