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Accountants are good with figures
Actors do it on cue.
Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.
Ambulance drivers come quicker.
Archeologists like it old
Architects have great plans.
Artists are exhibitionists
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Astronomers do it with uranus.
Attorneys make better motions.
Auditors like to examine figures
Babysitters charge by the hour
Bailiffs always come to order.
Bakers knead it daily.
Band Members play all night
Bankers do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
Barbers do it with shear pleasure.
Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Baseball players make it to first base.
Basketball players score more often.
Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
Beer brewers do it with more hops.
Beer drinkers get more head.
Bicyclists do it with 10 speeds.
Bookkeepers do it with double entry
Bosses delegate the task to others
Bowlers have bigger balls
Bricklayers lay all day.
Bridge players try to get a rubber.
Bus drivers come early and pull out on time.
Butchers have better meat.
Campers do it in a tent.
Carpenters hammer it harder.
Carpet layers do it on the floor.
C.B.ers do it on the air.
Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm.
Chemists like to experiment.
Chessplayers check their mates.
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
Clock makers do it mechanically.
Clowns do it for laughs.
Coaches whistle while they work.
Cobol programmers do it with bugs.
Cocktail waitresses serve highballs.
Communists do it without class.
Computer game players just can't stop.
Computer operators get the most out of their software.
Computer operators have quick-action joysticks
Computer people get the most out of their software
Construction workers lay a better foundation.
Consultants tell other how to do it.
Cops have bigger guns.
Cowboys handle anything horny.
Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
Crane operators have swinging balls.
Credit managers always collect.
Dancers do it in leaps and bounds.
Deadheads do it with jerry.
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck.
Dental hygienists do it till it hurts.
Dentists do it in your mouth.
Detectives do it under cover.
Dieticians eat better.
Direct mailers get it in the sack.
Divers go in deeper
Doctors do it with patience.
Druggists fill your prescription.
Drummers beat it
Drummers do it in 4/4 time.
Drywallers are better bangers.
Electricians check your shorts.
Elevator Operators move up and down in their shafts
Engineers charge by the hour.
Engineers do it with precision
Executives have large staffs.
Farmers spread it around.
Firemen are always in heat.
Fishermen are proud of their rods.
Football players are measured by the yard.
Four-wheelers eat more bush.
Furriers appreciate good beaver.
Garbagemen come once a week.
Gardeners have 50 foot hoses
Gas station attendants pump all day.
Geologists are great explorers.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Gymnasts mount and dismount well.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
Hackers phuck it.
Hairdressers give the best blow jobs.
Ham operators do it with frequency.
Handymen like good screws.
Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer.
Hunters do it with a bang.
Insurance salesmen are premium lovers.
Interior decorators do it all over the house.
Inventors find a way.
Janitors clean up afterwards.
Jewelers mount real gems.
Joggers do it on the run.
Kite fliers keep it up longer.
Landscapers plant it deeper.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Librarians do it quietly.
Locksmiths can get into anything.
Long distance runners last longer.
Machinists make the best screws.
Magicians are quicker than the eye.
Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet.
Managers supervise others.
Marketing reps do it on commission.
Milkmen deliver twice a week.
Millionaires pay to have it done.
Miners sink deeper shafts.
Ministers do it on Sundays
Missilemen have better thrust.
Models do it in any position
Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters.
Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs.
Movie stars do it on film.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Nonsmokers do it without huffing and puffing.
Nurses call the shots.
Oceanographers do it down under.
Operators do it person-to-person.
Optometrists do it face-to-face.
Painters do it with longer strokes.
Paramedics can revive anything
Paramedics photographers do it with a flash.
Photographers do it with a flash
Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion.
Pilots keep it up longer.
Plumbers do it under the sink.
Plumbers have excellent pipes
Policemen like big busts.
Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
Postmen come slower.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Printers reproduce the fastest.
Proctologists do it in the end.
Professors do it by the book.
Racers like to come in first.
Racquetball players do it off the wall.
Radio and TV announcers broadcast it.
Radio announcers broadcast it
Real estate people know all the prime spots.
Recyclers use it again.
Repairmen can fix anything
Reporters do it daily
Researchers are still looking for it
Retailers move their merchandise.
Roofers do it on top.
Runners get into more pants.
Sailors like to be blown.
Salespeople have a way with their tongues
Scientists discovered it
Secretaries do it from 9 to 5
Skydivers are good till the last drop.
Soccer Players have leather balls
Speech pathologists are oral specialists.
Spelunkers do it underground.
Sportscasters like an instant replay
Stewardesses do it in the air.
Students use their heads
Stuntmen drive better
Surgeons are smooth operators
Tailors make it fit.
Taxi Drivers do it all over town
Taxidermists mount anything.
Telephone Co. employees let their fingers do the walking
Tellers can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
Tennis Players have fuzzy balls
Truck drivers have bigger dipsticks.
Truckers carry bigger loads
Typists do it in triplicate.
Veterinarians are pussy lovers
Volleyball players keep it up.
Waitresses serve it piping hot.
Water Skiers come down harder
Welders have hotter rods.
Wrestlers know the best holds
Writers have novel ways.